We did the “5 minute drive” which means you have very little time to open it up and see what you can do.

Your first lap you have to come out of the pit slow. Then you have to enter the track at a low speed for a lap. Then they allow you to go a little faster the next lap. Then you can open it up on the last lap.

My fastest speed was 132.06.

I hit that sped at about 3:30 into the video.

“Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt!”


“Hey! It’s me, America!”


“Shake and Bake!”



“Jesus was a man! He had a beard!”



“Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!”



“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936”



“There’s nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”



 Hakuna Matata, bitches!